Don't Stress, Get Head .

Why waste your time worried about the people you lost? Why not think about the people your gaining <3

~ Saturday, December 1 ~

weheartpattinson:

I heard your shoes are too big, is that true?

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looz-y:

boltong:

i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone

fuck that

im full homo

im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you

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askclint:

If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.

You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.

You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.

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~ Saturday, November 17 ~

TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?

sodamnrelatable:

Normal people: Why wont it open!?

Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??

Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone…

Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.

Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.

Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!

Normal people: I’m so angry.
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU—-

Normal people: I’m cool
Me: Like a Boss

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~ Wednesday, November 14 ~

Freestyled Pt 4

Freestyled 3

Freestyled 2

~ Friday, November 9 ~

Freestyled

~ Monday, September 10 ~

makemestfu:

Wanna make your dashboard alive?

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~ Sunday, September 9 ~

stayingscheming:

laaaaah:

lawl

http://stayingscheming.tumblr.com/

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~ Saturday, September 8 ~

freekahzoid:

flyguyjoseph:

h0ney-dipped:

birthjunkie:

thefatdripsgold:

curvaliciousdoofus:

shortformblog:

Watching their wives speak.

Romney’s kids look they are too scared to do anything.

ROMNEY’S KIDS -They look unloved.

This is as political as I get: I want a president who knows how to be a HEALTHY parent… someone who knows how to engage with his kids and be in a relationship with them.

that second little boy looks like he REALLY hungry, but he couldn’t grab a slice.

“dad can I-“
“President Romney to you!”
“um, President Romney? may I please have some pizza?”
“No! if you eat, they think you’re hungry. if you’re hungry, they think we’re poor. that’s democrat status! NOT IN THIS HOUSE, RODNEY. NOT IN THIS HOUSE.”

LMMFAOOO^^^

“President Romney to you!”