i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone
im full homo
im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone…
Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!
Normal people: I’m so angry.
Normal people: I’m cool
Me: Like a Boss